(set: $player to "Zero")
Currently playing as: $player
Remember, you are not finished until you reach the page marked TRUE END. To keep things simple, most branches will either merge back into the main storyline or lead to an ending quickly.~header~
Finally, after much thinking, you have come to a conclusion.
[[Sort out your dating problems like a mature adult->Good ending]]
[[Break up with everybody->going to breakup]]~header~
You live happily ever after.
[END]~header~
"You know what? Screw this! If I don't date ANYBODY, then that eliminates all of my dating problems. Then I can focus on "ensuring a future for humanity" and all that jazz."
Your tail flicks back and forth as she considers this. It will require delicate planning, surely.
[[Continue as Innes->Innes breakup]]
END OF CHAPTER 1
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[[Continue->Chapter 2 start]]~header~
basically remaking her into less of an asshole
[[Continue->start of chapter 3]]~header~
Digitourney[[Continue->start of chapter 4]]Double-click this passage to edit it.(set: $player to "Innes")
~header~
Zero is clearly taken aback by your appearance.
"Is that..." she asks with concern, "...is that a chemical burn?"
[[Say it's a chemical burn->chem burn]]
[[Make up a cool story->bullshit marks]]
[[Admit it's an infection->fungal infection]]~header~~header~~header~
Zero laughs painfully and tents her fingers.
"...I think you already know what I'm about to say, which is, we might not actually be that good for each other."
[[Stay calm]]~header~
"You're not being cruel at all. It sounds like we both know that we're... yeah."
Zero, on the other hand, seems a little choked up but is maintaining control.
"I hope you find someone really, really good."
[["Thanks."]]
[["I won't."]]~header~~header~
You (link:"continue to explain")[(gotoURL:"https://twitter.com/space_lilacs/status/1143006189866934272")] that you have far too much experience to be fooled into such optimism. But before you can go into too much detail about how awful you feel, Zero speaks up again.
"Would you stop blaming yourself for the fact you're an asshole magnet?!"
She seems to regret snapping as soon as she says it.
"...that was too sudden. But really. There's plenty of fish in the sea who haven't killed enough people to dampen their social skills."